spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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"Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember ~ the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you."
- ― Zig Ziglar (via psych-quotes)

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Anonymous asked:

damn you a pimp, got all the girls in line ready to grind on you👌

Miss Mistaken Answer:

I mean I won’t say no

I started watching Weeds three days ago and I’m already on season 3…

Anonymous asked:

Haha! I've also done Pole dancing classes thanks to groupon. Just wait two weeks I'm moving to welland.

Miss Mistaken Answer:

I’ve always wanted to take classes :)

Anonymous asked:

I would die if I ever got to give someone as sexual as you a lap dance

Miss Mistaken Answer:

Anonymous asked:

If I lived closer to you then I would love to give you a lap dance.

Miss Mistaken Answer:

Anonymous asked:

*blows dust off of Carmen Electra strip tease/lap dance dvd's*

Miss Mistaken Answer:

Hahahahah yaaaass

I want a lap dance so bad. I’ve never really been with someone who is coordinated or comfortable enough to give one.. and I really want to know what it’s like to receive one instead of always giving! My only two lap dances have been from strippers… smh. 

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You must learn her.

You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to.

You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.

And, this is how you keep her.

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- This is How you Lose Her, Junot Diaz  (via thexpotent)

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